There was a radio show which aired fun talks,
Aspiring jobs from all kinds of walks,
Librarians in a coffee shop,
Repairing warehouses or workshops,
All in the same imagined township docks.
What occupations do reach your aspire?
That you truly so desire,
An alien hunter?
A perfect gift wrapper?
Or something to try before you expire.
I heard the radio host reply to the caller,
I would like to be a Zamboni driver,
Crisscross on ice,
It would be fun and nice,
Not for a penny nor a dollar.
There were many suggested aspiring dreams,
With beautiful, illustrious themes,
One said crane operator,
What about aerocene maker?
We leave you with those thoughts and schemes.
Limericks of Unusual Occupations by PL Weng
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