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Limericks of Unusual Occupations by PL Weng
PL Weng

Written by PL Weng

Limericks of Unusual Occupations by PL Weng

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There was a young man from Sylvester,
Who is a professional vomit cleaner,
Enjoys scrubbing a good spit,
With his special tool kit,
And known as “Regurgitator” on his banner.

There was a young lady from Deventer,
Who works as a bicycle fisher,
Skillful with a crane,
Likes a good champagne,
And plans to make a dream catcher.

There was a bearded man from North Gower,
Who is an iceberg mover,
Simply bright,
Great in height,
And resistant to chilly winter.

There was a witty mother,
Who is a fortune cookie writer,
Grumpy all day,
Fussy about pay,
In possession of a four-leaf clover.

There was a great friend from Apocalypse,
Who is a well known ash artist,
Kept thousands of urns,
Collectors of ferns,
And also an iconophilist.

Cover image by Kevin Ku on Unsplash. The copyright of Limericks of Unusual Occupations belongs to PL Weng.  

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